Tuesday, February 3, 2009

NOTICE TO A GIRL FRIEND ON BEHALF OF HER BOY FRIEND

(Before reading this notice, i would like to say that this notice is just an imagination and everthing written here is in a humurous way, it is not related to anybody's life. Any connection and resemblence are purely co-incidental and not AT ALL intentional...)
RAM JETHMALANI
M.A.LLB, PhD
ADVOCATE
16/1 NEHRU PLACE,
NEW DELHI - 110001

NOTICE
(BY REGISTERED A.D.)

TO,
MISS PRIYANKA CHOPRA,
C/O SANTA AND BANTA SINGH
PATIALA, PUNJAB.

MADAM,
UNDER INSTRUCTION FROM AND ON BEHALF OF MY CLIENT, MR. MOHAMMED FARHAN KHAN, OF 55 DORABJEE, M.G.ROAD, PUNE – 411005, I HAVE ADDRESS YOU AS FOLLOWS:-
1] THAT, YOU ARE LEGALLY FRIEND OF MY CLIENT, YOUR RELATIONSHIP HAVING BEEN SOLEMNISED, WHEN MY CLIENT WAS IN PUNE AND YOU WERE IN PATIALA, THROUGH CHAT ON ORKUT ACCOUNT ON 17TH MAY 2008, ACCORDING TO INTERNET RITES AND INTERNET LAW COMMISION OF INDIA.
1] (A) THAT, BEFORE THE REALTIONSHIP, YOUR NAME WAS PRIYANKA KAJLA, AND MY CLIENT NAME WAS THE SAME AS ADRESSES NOW.
2] THAT, AFTER YOUR SOLEMNISED RELATIONSHIP, YOU CHATTED WITH MY CLIENT ON THE REGULAR BASIS, SOMETIMES ON ORKUT AND SOMETIMES ON YAHOO AND GTALK.
3] THAT, OUT OF SAID CHATLOCK, YOU HAVE DEVELOPED A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CLIENT AND HAVING A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CLIENT.
4] THAT, DURING THE PERIOD OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH MY CLIENT, YOU HAVE A HABBIT OF ARGUE WITH MY CLIENT AND SOMETIMES THE ARGUMENTS WERE SO HEAT UP, THAT YOU LOOKED LIKE A RED SWEET TOMATO.
5] THAT, ACCORDING TO MY CLIENT, WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE A TOMATO, YOU LOOK SO CUTE AND INNOCENT. HE USED TO CALL YOU AS ‘BABU’, WHICH MEANS SWEET AND LOVING AND VICE VERSA.
6] THAT, IN THE LONG PERIOD OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, MY CLIENT GETS ATTACHED WITH YOU VERY MUCH AND HE IS THINKING YOY AS YOUR BEST FRIEND.
7] THAT, IN THE MEANWHILE WITH THE GOOD AND RESPECTFUL INTENTION, MY CLIENT PROPOSED YOU IN A SANE MOOD, AND WANTED TO PROCEED THE RELATIONSHIP WITH FURTHER NEW REALTIONSHIP OF BOY FRIEND AND GIRL FRIEND IN A BONAFIDE MANNER.
8] THAT, YOU REJECTED HIS GOOD AND BENEFICIAL PROPOSAL IN SO CALLED ‘CHOR’ INTENTION AND TOOK NO INTEREST IN HIS PROPOSAL.
9] THAT, MY CLIENT TRIED TO CONSOLE YOURSELF, BUT YOUR ANGERNESS RAGED UPTO MAX. AND YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS, DUE TO WHICH MY CLIENT SUFFERED FROM LOVING DISORDER AND HURT A LITTLE FROM INSIDE THE HEART.
10] THAT, YOU ARE IRRESPONSIBLE TO PERFORM THE DUTY OF A GIRL FRIENDSHIP AND YOU ARE THE GUILTY OF BREACH OF DUTY, UNDER SECTION 143 OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP ACT OF 2008.
11] THAT, MY CLIENT ALSO FURTHER SAYS THAT THE ACT OF IGNORANCE AND SHOWED NO INTEREST IN THE PROPOSAL, MAKES MY CLIENT MORE LOVING TOWARDS YOU.
12] THAT, TAKING INTO CONSIDERATION THE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN MY CLIENT AND YOURSELF, ALSO GIVING A SECOND THOUGHT OF THE PROPOSAL TO THE FUTURE, MY CLIENT DOES HAVE BY CALL UPON YOUR TO RESUME THE RELATIONSHIP FURTHER MORE INTERESTING AND MORE LOVING WITH HIM, WITHIN ONE DAY FROM THE RECEIPT THEREOF, FAILING TO WHICH MY CLIENT SHALL TAKE IT FOR GRANTED AND TAKE AGAINST YOU AN APPROPRIATE LOVING ACTION, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE FOREVER RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM.
13] THAT, THE COST OF THIS NOTICE IS RS 1000, AND YOU HAVE TO CHAT WITH MY CLIENT FOR 4 HRS DAILY, AFTER YOUR EXAMS, AND YOU HAVE TO GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE ALSO.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
RAM JETHMALANI
(ADVOCATE)
DATE: FEBRUARY 3rd 2009

4 comments:

Priyanka Choudhary said...

hmmmmmm
nice drafting.....
vaise i m feeling Jealous.....
mera naam bhi priyanka h nd patiala mai hi rhti huuuuu..........
mujhe hi send kar diya hota ye priyanka chopra ko send karne ki kahan jarurat thi...........hahahahhah....
Koi nhi time time ki baat hhhhh.......

MOHAMMED FARHAN KHAN said...

don't feel jealous, everything is fair in love...hehehhe ....
this is for u ....

ajitha here 4 law said...

hi.... what happened to ur 12th std girl friend?

MOHAMMED FARHAN KHAN said...

arre she will remain in a cage ....dnt worry ....it is just an imagination ....
well thanx for giving me a comment